No Glitter

That time I found my living room dusted with sugar, nobody knows what happened, I thought at least it's not glitter. Because there was that time I came home to a glittering household.

"Why are you sparkling?" Famous last words uttered by me at the front door.
"It's fairy dust!" That child was so proud of herself. She'd covered herself, her siblings, her father, and a good deal of the house, in embossing glitter I'd forgotten that I had. Things I learned that day.

• Glitter does not wash off of children.
• Glitter does not wash out of hair.
• Attempting to wash glitter off of children results in glitter all over the children and the bathroom.
• Glitter does not sweep up. It merely spreads to the nooks and crannies and corners of your house.
• The glitter storm looks worse in day light.
• If you have glitter they will find it and spread it everywhere. Everywhere.
• Once released it takes years for the glitter monster to go away.

You've been warned.

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