Toilet Quick Fix

Not my bathroom. Won't be my bathroom until kids move out and I become independently wealthy.

On the off chance that nobody, not me, and I don't know visit your house and leave a crack in the tank of your toilet causing water to leak onto the bathroom floor and the toilet to run constantly here's what you do.

1. Get some two-part marine epoxy. Check the local hardware store, the big box places, and Amazon.
2. Turn off the water supply.
3. Drain the tank.
4. Let the dry completely.
5. Follow two-part marine epoxy mixing directions meticulously. Do not wear clothing you care about while doing this.
6. Apply epoxy to the crack on the inside and outside of the tank.
7. Follow instructions for the curing time of the marine epoxy.
8. Bask in the glory of handling a random crisis like a boss.

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