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Back to the Bacon

2/23/2018

 
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Lets talk about that great parenting tool bacon a bit more because that's where my head's been at lately. Bacon is a great attention grabber. Have you ever had to yell your child's full government name in that voice? You know, the don't want to met you in a dark alley voice, only to have them ignore you like it was their job? No need for all that with bacon in the house. Just fry, or bake, a batch and let them come to you.

Now once they storm the kitchen looking for some smoky greasy bacony goodness the patient parent has several options. Hold that bacon hostage until their rooms are clean, their hair is combed, or whatever unsavory necessity of life is done. Sleepy teenagers become remarkably alert in the presence of bacon fumes. It's almost better than coffee and definitely better than and alarm clock.

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If you can't have bacon for cultural reasons you have two options. Find out what the culturally acceptable alternative is for you or invent one.
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Samantha Pierce is the author of Voice of The Unheard, a science fiction novel. Available in print at Amazon.com.

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    I take a general what happens if I do this approach to life. It keeps things interesting.

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